2012 Honda Civic: As Exciting As a New Toothbrush?

Upon barking repeatedly at my children to brush their teeth and get to bed, I was handling the precision-engineered, ergonomically-designed, cavity-preventing Oral-B electric toothbrushes that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend, when I noticed that the brush heads needed replacing. I must prevent cavities and not enrich our dentist. So I did the usual...